The great weekend of lard

Its not been a great weekend in health terms. Friday we were tired, so we went to the chippy for the first time in years. It was nice. Drank beer, went to sleep. Saturday started with a lard based cooked breakfast, then down through the Peak to Congleton for a wedding. Next feed was at about 1600 - full wedding scran. Nice but had direct result of giving me toxic pumps (at one point I farted on the dancefloor and cleared quite a large area), then a bacon butty at about 10pm. Much alcohol consumed, and attractive red wine teeth to boot. At least the new suit was good. Slow day yesterday culminating in kids tea in the evening. This week I shall redress the balance.

 

Pics from the wedding : http://www.flickr.com/photos/benmorton/sets/72157603294843205/