I'm drunk and I'm in ibiza. Been a long time. Flight terrible, got turned back 40 minutes out as stewardess ill. Wished I was james foley. Arrived at 1030 - should have been 730. Never mind.
you don't. whilst you're larging it, i'll be giving sternal rubs and shining my pen torch in the eyes of drunk people. at least whilst i've been trying to power nap this afternoon my cunt neighbours have had loud shit music on, and are having a barbeque. thanks cunts.
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you don't. whilst you're larging it, i'll be giving sternal rubs and shining my pen torch in the eyes of drunk people. at least whilst i've been trying to power nap this afternoon my cunt neighbours have had loud shit music on, and are having a barbeque. thanks cunts.
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